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Mythical Slime

Unicorn Poop Slime Putty

Unicorn Poop Slime Putty

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It’s a well-known urban myth that unicorns poop rainbows.

The truth is that unicorns fart rainbows, they do not poop them.  

Collected from the dung of only the finest unicorns, this slime is sprinkled with a pinch of glitter dust and pure happiness. It has the soft gleam of a pearl and the texture and color of bubblegum.

Who knew poops could be so, well, magical? 

Ethically harvested. 100% authentic. Cures boredom, fidgeting, and other serious ailments.

 Collectible charm included!

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